One of the respiratory therapists came to me last night and asked me this
RT: Is a blood pressure of 179/109 bad?
Me: Uhhh, it's not good. What are you doing that it's so high? Are you on any medication?
RT: Nope, nothing.
Me: Are you sure?
RT: Yeah, all I've had tonight was 3 Monster energy drinks and some Sudafed for my cold.
Me: Well there's your answer.
RT: Really? Wow the things you don't know that are bad for you. By the way could smoking and drinking do that too cause I just had a smoke and was drinking ALOT last night.
And I thought my patients were bad!